i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade
(via kill3r-queen)
i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade
(via kill3r-queen)
(via clockworkbrain, weirdscaryandusualstuff)
A more true observation on modern human relations has never been made. Everyone can be either some of the time but neither all the time. If you were to accept people for who they are and you might get your prince(ss) and your whore at the same time.
~AE
[image: an illustration of two kids—a guy and a gal—facing away from each other. the headline reads: porn movies and disney are responsible for the most frustrated human beings i know. the gal’s talk bubble reads: where the hell is my prince charming? the guy’s talk bubble reads: where the hell is my insatiable whore?]
I have not been able to fall asleep before 2 am in over two weeks. Maybe this is the beginning of my Fight Club.